Eye Candy?

22 Aug 2010 Leave a Comment

Am I the only person that thinks Mr. Chad OCHOCINCO Johnson is f***ing hotttttt?! I can’t be..

He’s the epitome of every sane girl’s “type”…tall, black as hell, and handsome. Is he the “end-all-be-all”? Absolutely not. But his looks are pretty righteous. Being all tatted up only adds to the mystique. The only reason that I watch “The Ultimate Catch” is to hear him say “chile please” (which is kinda gay, but on him, I’ll accept) and flash those pearly, not-so-straight, whites.

Now, I know Chad is considered to be NOT so modest and he definitely plays by his own rules, but WTF is up with this?!

I am DEF not off this pixie! I don’t even know where to start with this one. This is a libido-buster for sure. If I had a penis, it would definitely be soft at this point.

I need Chad to take LESS pictures like that and MORE like this. Mmmm…Houston, we have lift off…BOING!